The aerial view is much better I think. 

you’ve got your heels. your running shoes. your flats. your sandals. your boots and your slippers. 

i’ve got them all covered pretty much.

uppereastside:

mittenstategirl:

billda:

ems:

ramalamafafafa: (via gifanime)

this put such a big smile on my face

Awesome.

(via littlemiss)

dirtywhite:

makethemyths:softcoredays:arabesque:(via unsolvedmysteries)

dirtywhite:

unsolvedmysteries:

this is fucking weird!

DAMMIT.

when the guy in front of you at the local ice cream store (with tremendous popularity and a line out the door…) grabs his dessert money from his pocket and out falls a CONDOM.

aaaaand you’re not sure if you should let him know that 

a) he dropped his condom

b) he’s probably not getting lucky tonight at the rate he’s going at

c) at least 20 people besides me saw you drop your condom.

and 

d) it’s called a wallet, at least get a little more class and “hide” the condom in the wallet. jesus. 

awkward.